Wilde Thoughts Of Oscar

Why did Oscar cross the road? Because he had a Wilde thought.

Roop Ki Rani, Nanga Choron Ka Raja

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This is why you never play truth or dare.

Extra fries for you: If that were a bollywood movie, the answer to the mystery naked runner puzzle is the hero of the movie itself. He does that because either

1. His mother is terribly ill and she urgently needs french fries to live and he is too poor to buy french fries and too poor to buy any clothes.

2. A friend of the heroine asks him to prove his love by stealing french fries and he is too rich to wear any Indian clothes.

I am sure John Abraham would be interested in playing that role.

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June 27, 2009 at 2:34 am

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Adult Taare Zameen Par

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Do you know the difference between a video store and an adult video store? How about a banana and an adult banana?

There are very few words in the English language that are so powerful, they change the entire context and the perspective whenever they are introduced. You of course know what I am going to say now. Adult is one of those few words.

Think of any word or phrase and prefix it with adult. Bingo. If it doesn’t work, write to me and I’ll give your grandma an adult Thailand vacation. I just had the adult satisfaction of watching a very talented adult hit the adult ball hard all over the place. Yes, Yuvraj scored a century.

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June 27, 2009 at 1:40 am

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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star

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Q: What was Shiney’s response when he was asked, “What the hell were you thinking?”
A: “I thought we were maid for each other”

Q: What is Shiney’s favourite sweet dish?
A: Anything made with milkmaid.

Q: Why will Shiney be cast in the English remake of Rab ne bana di jodi?
A: Because it will be called “God maid the pair”.

Q: What is the maid’s most terrifying horror movie?
A: The Shineying

Q: Did Shiney try doggie style?
A: No, he has shy-knees.

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June 18, 2009 at 4:35 am

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The Times of Young India

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Do you see the irony in this? Would this help?

A media entity writing about the ill-effects of media on kids. Especially an entity which has horrible effects on kids.

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June 4, 2009 at 3:21 am

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Make Me Fly

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For men, G-spot is like a UFO. Only a few claim to have seen it but a whole lot believe it exists.

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June 4, 2009 at 3:00 am

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Yeh Hai Youngistaan Meri Jaan

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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sex search from India. Sex search from India, go away.

Now, even Bing knows the ultimate despogiri of desi junta. Tch tch.

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June 4, 2009 at 2:47 am

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Beautiful Legs and Between the Legs

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[Extreme Sarcasm begins]

Finally, the answer to the age old question of the pros and cons of being a man or a woman has been answered. This important breakthrough in the history of sexkind has spread all over the internet like Gujjus spreading all over Jersey and Telugus spreading all over everywhere except Andhra Pradesh.  All the stud newspapers of India felt it was of paramount importance that this news be published. And they did publish it.

[Extreme Sarcasm ends]

Firstly, it is such a trivial piece of work (compare that with my The Picture of Dorian Gray) that I can’t believe so many of the newspapers and news portals had to copy it, verbatim. Secondly, Science apparently says that men are good at multi-tasking which our article doesn’t quite agree to. Also, notice that men have lesser pros and more cons than women. What’s that supposed to mean, you slimy ball of manchurian gravy?

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June 4, 2009 at 2:40 am