Wilde Thoughts Of Oscar

Why did Oscar cross the road? Because he had a Wilde thought.

The Argumentative Indian

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Have you heard what Mr. Shivde, whose name rhymes deliciously with a very pleasant Hindi obscenity related to the male anatomy, has been saying?

Shiney’s lawyer: “The maid watches Xena the warrior princess. She definitely maybe learnt survival and defensive skills from the show. Also, she is a fan of Kareena Kapoor who can easily defend herself against Shahid Kapoor raping her, Jabhi they meet. Therefore e = mc^2. Prima facie.”

The fun doesn’t end there. The prosecution is clearly having a ball with this case.

Prosecution: “Medical report is strong enough to nail the accused. Though the victim had no external injury, the medical report supports our case that sex was forceful.”

Seriously? Nail the accused? It has got to be the meanest word play ever.

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Written by ow

July 12, 2009 at 1:02 am

Posted in Wilde News

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