Wilde Thoughts Of Oscar

Why did Oscar cross the road? Because he had a Wilde thought.

Archive for July 2009

Nabi Azad shows Indira Gandhi how it is done

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This is a very tricky one. Can’t choose between Balika Vadhu and Savita Bhabhi.

Bonus: Joey would want Savita Bhabhi in Balika Vadhu.

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July 18, 2009 at 11:25 pm

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Facebook, Facereading and Facepalm

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Oscar took the What kind of Shiney Ahuja joke are you?
You are “Why did Shiney go to the optician? To get bai-focal lens.”

Oscar took the What does your PMS symptoms tell about you?
You are Sandra Bullocks in Miss Congeniality. You don’t have PMS symptoms, PMS has your symptoms.

Oscar took the Which Indian TV show are you?
You are Rakhi Ka Swayamvar. You are fake, pompous, overbearing and plain stupid.

Oscar took the Which celebrity finger nail are you?
You are Paris Hilton’s finger nail. You scratch the deepest itches of your master and you are usually disgusting, dirty and filthy.

Oscar took the Which Windows Registry key are you?
You are HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Policies\Nobody\Gives\A\Shit\About\You

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July 12, 2009 at 1:36 am

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The Argumentative Indian

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Have you heard what Mr. Shivde, whose name rhymes deliciously with a very pleasant Hindi obscenity related to the male anatomy, has been saying?

Shiney’s lawyer: “The maid watches Xena the warrior princess. She definitely maybe learnt survival and defensive skills from the show. Also, she is a fan of Kareena Kapoor who can easily defend herself against Shahid Kapoor raping her, Jabhi they meet. Therefore e = mc^2. Prima facie.”

The fun doesn’t end there. The prosecution is clearly having a ball with this case.

Prosecution: “Medical report is strong enough to nail the accused. Though the victim had no external injury, the medical report supports our case that sex was forceful.”

Seriously? Nail the accused? It has got to be the meanest word play ever.

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July 12, 2009 at 1:02 am

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